Ask Mama Mozzone


Giving relationship advice of any kind.

Q: Hey Mama,
So… my friend revealed my Secret Santa recipient in front of everyone.. how do I tell her she ruined Christmas?

A: Don’t tell her that! Enjoy it as a funny moment that you can cherish forever. It’s pretty hard to ruin Christmas unless you’re being outright hateful. If she did it out of malice, I’d distance yourself from her over time,since that’s a toxic, frankly mean move. If it was an accident, I’d roast her about it for a few weeks then move on. Roasting is what real friends do 🙂

Q: What am I supposed to do on the Internet after December 17th?

A: Starved for quality entertainment? Try cracking open an ice cold Spectator and learn about your campus community! 🙂

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