Carlos is the better Uncle you never had.

Q:

When should I start packing?

A:

Probably like a month ago. You should also save stuff to donate, recycle, and throw away. Try getting boxes from The Cave too and buy packing tape because you’re gonna need it!

Q:

My friend won Beyoncé tickets and chose someone else to go with instead of me. Should I stop being her friend?

A:

Lol! No. Be nice. I’m sure your friend would have taken you if she had another ticket. But also that sucks. Sorry. Cheer up buttercup?

It’s been real fam. I had a great time responding to your questions even if they were inappropriate sometimes. Just know that even though I won’t be writing in this column anymore I’m always around to give y’all advice. Or not. Perhaps y’all can find someone who gives better advice lol. I tried my best and if my advice ruined your life, I’m not too shocked. Have a great summer and keep reading this column when someone else takes over!

XOXO Uncle Carlos

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