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The Spectator

Seattle University's student newspaper since 1933

The Spectator

Seattle University's student newspaper since 1933

The Spectator

Asking For a Friend

    Carlos is the better Uncle you never had.


    Q:

    How do you navigate being overly sensitive in the adult world?


    A:

    I go about that by lying in bed and eating Doritos while watching sad movies about dogs. Then I reach my sensitivity threshold and feel like I can manage that a lot better.


    Q:

    Is there anyone on this entire campus that knows how to complete financial aid paperwork?


    A:

    LOL! Probably not honestly. That stuff is kinda hard to figure out. It’s almost like they don’t want us to apply for that. Try visiting Financial Services!


    Q:

    How do I meekly explain to potential landlords that I have no income and no credit yet?


    A:

    Tell them you’re just a student and maybe they’ll understand? If not just tell them you get a substantial allowance from your parents that will help pay for rent. If that doesn’t work maybe going to a housing workshop could get you a solution.



    Q:

    If I walk around in workout clothes in this heat, will people just assume I am a health goddess because I have that post-workout glow??


    A:

    Yes. Just keep doing it. No one will be able to distinguish between a fake and real post-workout glow.


    XOXO Uncle Carlos

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