Carlos is the better Uncle you never had.

Q:

How do you navigate being overly sensitive in the adult world?

A:

I go about that by lying in bed and eating Doritos while watching sad movies about dogs. Then I reach my sensitivity threshold and feel like I can manage that a lot better.

Q:

Is there anyone on this entire campus that knows how to complete financial aid paperwork?

A:

LOL! Probably not honestly. That stuff is kinda hard to figure out. It’s almost like they don’t want us to apply for that. Try visiting Financial Services!

Q:

How do I meekly explain to potential landlords that I have no income and no credit yet?

A:

Tell them you’re just a student and maybe they’ll understand? If not just tell them you get a substantial allowance from your parents that will help pay for rent. If that doesn’t work maybe going to a housing workshop could get you a solution.

Q:

If I walk around in workout clothes in this heat, will people just assume I am a health goddess because I have that post-workout glow??

A:

Yes. Just keep doing it. No one will be able to distinguish between a fake and real post-workout glow.

XOXO Uncle Carlos

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