Q:

Hello Papa Jon,
I have a midterm today and I don’t know anything about the class… What should I do?!
HELP ME.
Anonymous

A:

Hello Anonymous,
Well hopefully you are taking your exam through a blue book. The one thing that I have noticed that helps me is the motto that is on the front of the blue book, “use your imagination.” These inspiring words will help guide you to what may be your demise. The only thing I can suggest is to BS the crap out of that test and utilize that quote!
Good luck,
Papa Jon

Q:

HEYA, Papa Jon!
I need some serious guidance. I am stuck in making a decision between going out this Saturday or studying… what should I do?
SEE YA,
Your fellow student!

A:

SUP, Fellow Student!
To party or not to party, that is the question. Thought I cannot decide for you, I suggest you take the week to think about it. If you can get a majority of your work done, then I say go for it. It its been a long week, I say go for it. If you don’t get any of your homework done, I say go for it. Ultimately it’s your decision, but I say GO FOR IT!
Y-M-C-A, that’s what you have to do,
PAPA

Q:

Hello Papa,
I am in a bit of a pickle. I got a Tinder the other day and soon after, someone from one of my classes asked me out… So my question is, am I still allowed to use Tinder even though I am actively dating this person?
Let me know,
Lovestruck

A:

Lovestruck,
This is quite the eggplant you have gotten into. I say, KEEP ON USING THAT TINDER! You are a free person that no one can tie down with a couple dates. Just because you are using the app, doesn’t mean you are actively searching for someone. ALSO, it’s always good to keep your options open just in case this dating thing falls through.
There you go,
PAPA JON

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