Carlos is the better Uncle you never had.
Q:MWhat if you put a hole in your wall and covered it up with a photo but now realize you have to move out of your room soon and the hole hasn’t magically disappeared?
A: Uhh, I would definitely find a way to get that fixed soon! You don’t want to be charged a lot of money for having something that you can fix at a cheaper price. I hear white toothpaste covers up small holes pretty well… but you didn’t hear that from me.
Q:s it OK to never return a book you rented from the bookstore in fall quarter?
A: Potentially. I think you may have given your credit card information so if they charged you for keeping it over the time allotted or for the cost it was worth, why not?! Double-check the fine print though; I don’t want to be an accomplice to larceny.
Q: Is it inappropriate to secretly anticipate for someone to break up with their significant other so you can swoop in?
A: Nope! As long as you keep it a secret it should be fine. I don’t think people would be too happy to hear you expecting this to happen to someone.
XOXO Uncle Carlos
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